He'd lasted all of a week under Avery's employment before the desire to have coffee in the afternoon had grown to a craving he could no longer ignore, a craving which his boss seemed to understand and was kind enough to let him indulge in provided he get her her own, of course.
He'd been heading back, two large iced mochas with extra shots in hand when he thought he saw walking furniture approaching. He'd questioned if maybe his caffeine consumption was too high when he realized that no, it wasn't a horribly dated couch for the 70s approaching. It was a man. A man with horrifying taste. But a man.
"What loveseat did you murder to create that monstrosity?" he blurted out, before he could help himself.
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He'd lasted all of a week under Avery's employment before the desire to have coffee in the afternoon had grown to a craving he could no longer ignore, a craving which his boss seemed to understand and was kind enough to let him indulge in provided he get her her own, of course.
He'd been heading back, two large iced mochas with extra shots in hand when he thought he saw walking furniture approaching. He'd questioned if maybe his caffeine consumption was too high when he realized that no, it wasn't a horribly dated couch for the 70s approaching. It was a man. A man with horrifying taste. But a man.
"What loveseat did you murder to create that monstrosity?" he blurted out, before he could help himself.