Elisha Kagan had done it in three months, too, making all of the people who took pride in knowing what everyone else was sit up, take notice and recalculate.

She heard about a lot of Heart and Diamond girls. A few Clubs, too, even one or two Spades. But Jordan is just smiling, slowly, the dimples deepening in his cheeks. "Ethan's definitely not interested in Take Jordan Out To Dinner Night," he says. "Someone else will have to do it."