Pie was fine, just not pumpkin pie. And he had about 40 other desserts that sat higher in rank than other pies that weren't pumpkin in nature. But their dramatics would certainly create a stir in the teenage gossip pool.

"No, that is not possible, I must say I think my heart is more broken. It is my right as a Spaniard to feel this pain more greatly than your own beautiful self." He held out his hand to her in woe, looking devastated. "This is unnatural, querida, that we can be both so glamorous and yet so distanced ...por un acantilado de postres dulces."

[By a cliff of sweet desserts.]