Oh, take it from her, Cadogan. Speaking from experience as said girlfriend to more than one hopeful young man in the past, having a girlfriend didn't end the questions, only changed them. 'When are you going to find a nice girl' just turned into 'so when are you two tying the knot and giving me grandbabies'. That family dinner had ended abruptly, as had the relationship.

Her return smile, in contrast to his, lights up her face. Not to worry, Cads, Eden's got plenty of expression for the both of you. She even raises eyebrows at that last bit, looking amused.

"Darling, if it makes her happy, she's more than welcome to assume I'm your secret girlfriend. There are far worse people my name could be attached to than a sweetheart like you." True story.