"Don't be silly. Abe would look like Mary Todd, except with a thing for hats." He smiled at her, though, as he flipped the notebook closed. He was mostly working on Hadyn because, well, it was easier than trying to get his half-cocked plan to paint a portrait of the Happy Couple to work just now.

Sadly, he would never be getting Victor to sit for a portrait.

"I think someone tripped the panic button."