"I find the worst offenders are the ones who stand on decorum the 364 other days of the year. That live oak over there's also a possible candidate. Nice, spreading branches--low, too."

She legs up another branch for a better view. "Some of them were incredible. One was made to look like a Japanese lantern. That one was pretty. Another was this huge white monstrosity sitting on top of a bunch of trees. I had to specify children's tree houses."