"That can be the official reason, if anyone asks, but. The real reason is that I'm just curious to see how you clean up. I have my suspicions that you'd look really nice, but I've never seen it, so I can't say for sure." Her face turns very serious for a moment. "What will it take, Mr. MacKinnon? Do I have to wear monochromatic neutrals one day?" Please don't make her do that. She would not be a very happy girl in black and white and gray. There's no fun in those colors.

Except when they're on men. Suits in monochromatic neutrals are just nice. "I won't tell anyone or even take pictures, I promise."