"I happen to know four different ways to tie a tie, Miss Rigby." School uniforms were sort of a requirement in the British isles, after all, even if you didn't go to a fancypants public school with the aristocrats. "So I think I'll be fine, but I do thank you for the thought."

He shrugs, then. "If nothing else, you can come take a picture of my formal kilt in April before I go force the King of Clubs into his."