The man that arrived on the scene next seemed to be under the impression that this beach was far more elaborate than it actually was.

That much was evident by the fact that a large, white, fluffy beach towel was over his left shoulder, he was wearing a tight-fitting blue bathing suit, and his feet were adorned with flip-flops.

Simon Thompson sighed, and shook his head. "Geez, when they told me we had a beach, I thought they meant something more...fully-formed."

Notably, he was at least wearing a shirt, so he might not actually have been intending to jump into freezing cold water. Maybe.