"Ah, yes. Xena in formal-wear. Personally, I'm a fan of the shorter, more practical length." And the higher, more impractical heels, but that went without saying. "Those days are long gone and not coming back," he added, though. "Throwing knives and daggers are more practical to the modern Spade."

And of course, the weapons they'd always had: their sharp, devious minds.

"What did you think of Katya's announcement this week?"