The joke was going to be on Evan if Alasdair keeled over one of these days from overexposure to the Bard.

"...I feel like I should be insulted." There's muscle tone under there, McCartney. You could ask your sister - which is something Alasdair would never say out loud, fortunately. "If you think your man enough, Evan, I wouldn't dream of stopping you."

He might be able to throw Evan. Just probably not all that far.