Oh, tsk and snort, sir, even as she smooths gently to settle the folds of her skirt, ankles crossing more demurely.

"I'm so sorry to disappoint, handsome, but as a mother, I am the fun police. Left my badge in my other dress, but you're never really off-duty, are you."

And clearly, of all the un-fun mothers in the world, Rita is the un-fun-est.

On opposite day.