Funny how the best lies he's heard always fall from the reddest of lips.

"No badge, no authority, I'm afraid. But that also means there's no need to escort you off the Castle grounds. However," he adds as he rises to his feet, giving up the comfortable sprawl he's maintained for quite some time.

"I'd be more than happy to accompany you back into the merry crowd before the young people get too cocky."