"You may reconsider that if you acquire enough friends that you can at least count them up on two hands rather than one." And though Michael might not be a friend, but that didn't mean he wouldn't drop everything and do anything for Julien.

Not saying that that was particularly healthy either, of course.

"You're not bad company. Though I wouldn't complain if you smiled a little more from time to time, and not only just before you deck someone in the face."