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[homebound-heart.livejournal.com]

Hi guys. This is Victoria Bradbury, Victory to her parents, who were told they'd never have any, and Vori to her friends.

She's a little thing that smiles a lot, looks after song birds and by all accounts would like to be a court musician like her parents someday, if she could just get up in the morning and stop being so slothful.   Instrument of choice is a harp, although she's got some skill with other stringed instruments and you'll likely find her slacking off under a tree with a guitar at any given time instead of whatever it is she's supposed to be doing...

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[homebound-heart.livejournal.com]

Hey Uncle Itchy! I'm going to call you that, because I can. <3

[cardiosurgery.livejournal.com]

Feel freely, Vorileh.

[homebound-heart.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

[cardiosurgery.livejournal.com]

Now, if you call Isadore 'Izzy', you're likely to face a cutlass in ten seconds or fewer.

[homebound-heart.livejournal.com]

So.... don't do it, is what you're saying? Any other pointers?

[homebound-heart.livejournal.com]

Actually just give me a list of the scary mean people so I can hide behind you when they're around?

[cardiosurgery.livejournal.com]

...*offers list of Spades, Diamonds and Clubs...then crosses Elani's and Eileen's names off the list.*

[homebound-heart.livejournal.com]

So that's... everyone except two of them? I'm going to be in so much trouble...

[cardiosurgery.livejournal.com]

When in doubt, genuflect.

[homebound-heart.livejournal.com]

awww man, etiquette?!

[cardiosurgery.livejournal.com]

Only reason Itzhak gets away without it is...he's changed most of the lifers' diapers. For serious.

[homebound-heart.livejournal.com]

And can sew them back up if their insides fall out? Yeah. I'm sooooo screwed.

[cardiosurgery.livejournal.com]

Borrow Isadore's strategy: get known as trustworthy, and then seduce a face card.

[homebound-heart.livejournal.com]

Seduce? ....that's so....ew.

[cardiosurgery.livejournal.com]

...It's a Spade strategem.

[homebound-heart.livejournal.com]

mnotaspade....

[spysinspades.livejournal.com]

That's... beautiful. I don't have words. I almost snorted liquid.

[cardiosurgery.livejournal.com]

It wasn't her plan to begin, okay?

[spysinspades.livejournal.com]

He'll never believe that! She's a Spade. Manipulation is in their blood~

[needsnomirror.livejournal.com]

If there's a creepy people list, Athena here would be on top of it.

[homebound-heart.livejournal.com]

Hello, nice to meet you! please don't hurt me.

[needsnomirror.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you too! Never. Only if you get on her bad side. Which is fairly easy. :D

[homebound-heart.livejournal.com]

What nice weather we're having **curtsey**If I totally write a song about you, can you not murdered me in my sleep?

[needsnomirror.livejournal.com]

You think so? It is giving me a headache. (Yes, she is like that. Almost always.) I will try to resist the urge, if it's a good song.

[homebound-heart.livejournal.com]

My mother is like that. Change in pressure systems too fast. Something about blood vessels not expanding fast. Maybe. That's what I was told, anyway. I could be wrong. It'd be a very pretty song! Promise!